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Steve the Blond Blue Yeti - G
Title: Steve the Blond Blue Yeti
Rating: G
Genre: Drama
Warnings: Silliness
Fandom: Original
Word Count: 319
Completed: Yes
Notes: Kind of an in-joke. I don't expect 95% of you to get any of it. Dedicated to pokemastersan who gave me the prompt for this.

Steve wasn't a normal yeti. He was a blue yeti. But he wasn't just a normal blue yeti either. He had long, golden hair flowing down his head. For this, he lived mostly in exile.

Exile didn't last long for Steve. His parents were horribly ashamed of him, and did not wish him to have any friends. They also were worried about poor Steve, and did not let him talk online.

But what Steve's parents didn't know wouldn't hurt them.

Steve talked online a lot. He had good friends online. And those friends liked him a lot. They knew nothing of his true appearance, and that was fine by them.

Until people started posting their pictures. Not wanting to feel left out, Steve was going to post one of himself. But then he remembered: He was a yeti. A blue yeti. With blond hair.

Well, that wouldn't go over well.

So instead, Steve hid behind his parents' overprotective nature. He came up with excuses of how he could get caught, and intricate stories of the sorts of things that might happen to him.

And then there was Steve's career. Ensconced by the shame and overprotectiveness from his parents, Steve's career suffered greatly. He was stuck working in the town's post office, instead of where he wanted to be: culinary school. Steve's dream, for as long as he had lived, was to be a chef. There was no way he could accomplish this goal with the dual concerns of his parents and his friends.

So, logically, he ditched them both.

He left home, travelling the countryside with only a pot, a knife, and a fork. It wasn't long before he finally found what he was looking for: the Culinary Arts School of Alaska. He ended his parents' exile, himself, and grew to become a skilled chef. Despite the fact that he was a yeti. A blue one. With blond hair.